Never Give Up :)

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Man yesterday I drank for 7 straight hours with my friend but she left at like 9 so I went to the bar by myself even though that’s usually when the creepies show themselves and sure as shit, I’m sitting at the bar by myself talking to Teddy and this guy comes and sits by me and starts talking to me. He is like “is that guy a dick? Coz he looks like a dick.” (Talking about Teddy) so of course I get pissed off because Teddy is sweet and nice and I trust him and this guy I don’t know is calling him a dick.
He ends up talking my ear off and I just want him to leave but I don’t wanna be a bitch and at one point he’s scans the bar and is like “douchebag, douchebag, douchebag, cunt, douchebag….” so he obviously is an entitled prick. Thankfully after he judges every individual in a 50 foot radius, he asks for his tab, but before he leaves he says, “I like your style.” Like I have a style? And he’s like “I mean, you’re nice.” Oh well, thank god, he actually made an inference about someone by actually getting to know them!!! Jfc some people piss me off.

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I’m gonna go ahead and let everyone know that periods on blood thinners are the fucking pits. But at least there isn’t a baby growing inside me!!! 

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Wow it’s my birthday is 8 days and all I can say is that my 23rd year was easily the shittiest year of my life.

- I lost the love of my life
- I rebounded with a total ass hat
- I got cancer
- I failed two classes
- I got arrested
- I almost died from massive blood clots in my lungs thanks to a reaction from the most common fucking drug in the entire world fuck my life

So basically I really have nothing to look forward to except getting mind boggling shitty drunk on my birthday, and maybe the prospect of banging a cute British boy.